Total Medals Earned: 5,700 (From 949 different games.) Total Medal Score: 87,560 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/135 points)
Score 100 points on any difficulty.
Play the game.
Play with 4 players.
Score 500 points on any difficulty.
Score 9 or less points on any difficulty.
Score 1000 points on any difficulty.
Score 100 or more points on impossible difficulty.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 9/13 (245/500 points)
Escaped the soothing shack
Reached the relaxed retreat
Escaped the basement
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Escaped in 10 minutes or less
Escaped in 5 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 4/10 (125/500 points)
Cleaned the Toilet
Unlocked the Safe
Stopped Laying Around
Left the Bedroom
Unlocked the Garage
Played Beautiful Music
Escaped the Estate
Escaped the Estate in 10 Minutes
Revisited the Basement
Escaped the Estate in 5 Minutes
Medals Earned: 2/17 (15/380 points)
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (45/45 points)
Detonate 50 bombs cumulatively.
Get a combo of 35!
Obtain a score of 10,000.
Reach the red pill and blue pill level. Which will you choose?
Medals Earned: 25/31 (130/255 points)
Your destiny is in the stars!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
Everyone died.
You beat the game, now you can keep working!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (35/85 points)
Use arrow for first time
Die for the first time
Kill your first child
Use portal for first time
Finish the first 5 levels
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish all 15 levels
Beat the minimum in all levels